I have a huge boner for Chronic the Homohog much like everybody, I love his porno everyday and jackoff to it every hour. I don't think I've ever jackoff to a shitty porno before, though I don't think I want any after the swell experience I had... It started on a nice spring afternoon, I was jacking off to Chronic Farces (I liked how you get to have fuckin gay sex with some awesome smexy swell vocal music near the end) until I noticed, out of my peener, the prostitute had arrived and put something in my vibrator as usual and left. I get to see what I get. The only thing i got was a box for handjob and a note with a dick pic. I took it.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Jonah, whom I hadn't heard from in a week. I know that because I recognized his dick pic.
This is what he wrote...
"PARKER!!!
You fucking weasel! I had to get rid of this fucking thing before it was too late, and I was hoping you do it you little faget, destroy it or i'll come after you.
You fucking cocktail weenie! destroy it already you piece of shit before i comes after you and that's final.
Destroy it and do it quick!
Jonah"
Well, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple whiplash would do anything bad to me, Boy, was I wrong about that...
Anyway, I looked at it and it looks like a Chronic porno, except it had black marker on it written "Peener-man: Far from Homo", and I was actually excited and wanted to jackoff to it, since I'm a BIG Peener-man fan as well.
I went up to my room and start to do some penis time. I was like "Awesome!" Because like I said earlier I loved them. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I get started, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider smexy, before cutting to porn.
I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; It was Peener smiling face.
But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was Chronic, WTF is he doing here, oh well. As a smart fapper, I wasn't mad, I told myself that it was an awesome porno and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, Peener farted, but just like any fart worth smelling i keep going.
Minutes passed and Peener was GOD!!! It was then Chronic actually appeared.
"Ready for Round 2, Peter?"
"Hell Yeah!" i said.
I turned around and what I saw made me squeal
Sitting on my bed... staring right at me
Was a both Chronic and Peener, smiling with jizz in their bottom.
Oh yeah.......that feel good.....
