Yesterday, I bought a trumpet off of ebay for 100$. When it arrived at my house, it was a silver trumpet. When I took out the trumpet, it come's with a valve oil an a corroded mouth piece. i put the valve oil into my trumpet an when i play it, it squirt all over the wall. I went to sleep. When i woke up, a tromboen was sitting next to my trumpet. I went to the bathroom to hide and take a big nasty shit. The trumpet and tromboen followed me. The tromboen used it's slide to fuck me in the asshole and the trumpet suffocated me and Im dead.