I can't recall a moment, where anything was this tragic, as the moment Steven Hillenburg died as of 2019.
I came here, now working as an animator of Nickelodeon Studios. Even though I'm still an intern. But while I was finished animating SpongeBob's new episode, I came across something weird... It's a VHS tape with words written in red crayon, it's called "Squidward's Rampage" with words written in black marker saying, "DON'T WATCH IT, JUST DESTROY IT, PLEASE! -SH" SH stands for the creator of SpongeBob, Steven Hillenburg.
"Oh no... Do I really want to watch it? Eh, maybe I could watch it." I said to myself
I immediately came home after working. While I was there I see a weird figure behind me. It was Squidward Tentacles, but he looks different, he had hyper realistic bloody eyes, blood covered on his shirt, Razer-sharp teeth, and a minigun literally pointing at me! I ignored it immediately and popped a VHS tape on a VHS player.
The SpongeBob SquarePants intro looks normal until when the SpongeBob SquarePants logo appeared the screen went black for 10 seconds
The title card appears with words colored in dark crimson red saying, "Squidward's Rampage". The episode begins with Squidward being dead after he committed Suicide. He came alive Immediately after he committed Suicide. Squidward got up, saying in a demonic tone, "Why am I alive? That never happened to me before! No, it was the audience that told me I stink... And I'm tired of it. I'm Squidward Tentacles, not a stupid idiot! I will kill all of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, and I'm not gonna end up. This is the way!"
Squidward laughed Manically in a G-Major tone, I got scared too much that I screamed in fear. he walked to the bathroom entering the password to open the weapons, he got all of them.
My heart literally went down. When I screamed, Squidward is looking at me with Phantom eyes that looked exactly like the FNAF3 eyes! He spoke to me, "What's wrong, Jake? Afraid of the past?"
How did the VHS tape know my name is Jake? Sure SpongeBob came in the past, but still!
The next scene shows SpongeBob and Patrick, having fun outside. It looked normal for 1 minute, until Squidward appears. SpongeBob said, "Squ- Squidward? Is that you? I thought you were dead!" The background turns realistic as Squidward pulls out a butcher knife. "I'm done with your games SpongeBob and Patrick. I'm the real death! I'll take your souls to the Devil! I will kill all humanity, WORLD DOMINATION!" Squidward said in a demonic tone. SpongeBob and Patrick said, "...What?"
Squidward then kills SpongeBob and Patrick in the most realistic way possible. They died with Mega-realistic blood.
He then teleports to The Krusty Krab.￼ He walks to Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs spoke to Squidward Tentacles, "Well yo ho me laddie, welcome t' th' Krusty Kra- Squidward Tenticles?? I thought ye be dead me bucko!"
He sounds more like Foxy the Pirate Fox than Clancy Brown, acting more pirate than I remember him. Squidward spoke to Mr. Krabs in a G-Major tone, "Well well well, is that the money making fucking monster!"
The VHS tape has swearing, and he doesn't sound like Rodger Bumpass after all, he sounds like fucking Tommy Wiseau! "Your soul is mine, Krabs!" Squidward said as he pulls out a Minigun looking at Krabs. "No, don't do it! Ye dunno wha' ye were messin' wit'!" Mr. Krabs said. Squidward said, "too late"
Squidward Tentacles kills Krabs 666 times, a time card appeared, saying "666 Times Later" but before the French narrator says Later, Squidward kills The French narrator, screaming like SpongeBob. As it turns out, it was narrated by Tom Kenny. Realistic blood pours at Mr. Krabs' corpse. Squidward kicks the door, killing all the citizens of the Bikini Bottom, including Mrs. Puff and Sandy Cheeks. As further inspection, Squidward Tentacles looks like an actual monster now! He then eats all of the citizens' realistic blood.
A split second image of Squidward appears as Squidward Tentacles walks with people joining the gang, but there are no ordinary people, these are a lot of Squidward clones. A huge cloaks appears, as he removes the cloak to reveal Squidward Tentacles. As he shouted, "WHO ARE WE!"
The crowd responded with a resounding "SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!" He smirked and the sky turns red and bloody, and the bloody hurricane appears, The hurricane is so hard it flooded The entire Bikini Bottom, and the scariest part? All of Squidwards died except one that jumped right out of my TV!
He's not looking like Squidward anymore, he looks like an ACTUAL GODDAMN SQUID, with a human mouth, human feet, and human hands. He breaks the VHS player and the tape itself. He's real! He said to me that "You have no right to be here or anyone else. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I just terribly said, "I didn't kill my father you asshole!" Squidward killed me with all of the knives coming from all parts of my body. He then used an nuke gun and I said "well fuck" as I died from the nuke.
Let this be a lesson guys. Don't watch Squidward's Rampage. Let people enjoy things more than that episode.