So there was a guy named Patprick Sterr and he was on a teevee show called SongBob and one day he was on there and then he fell and bluud went everywhere and u screamed and pukedd and died and he popped out of da screen and said "I dislike urinating in lavatories"

Fatprick ant SangBlab gat lost on dar way to a russhyan bathhouse and fount thimslefs on goats.

SingBoob turnt into something called SpengBlud SquorPanor and Patshit made u die some more.

they said to hthemslef "oh sweet jesus what did i do" and thay died too.

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