Do you remember those Spongebob episodes which some of us had watch in 2005 from season 4? Well, recently a secret episode has been discovered from that time period.
The other day, I was searching through my computer when I came across a Notepad document deep within System 32. Having no idea how it got there, I scanned it for viruses. It had one Trojan in it. I deleted it and opened it up. All that was printed was one website link, followed by the following gibberish: "Akladsjaoao4|f" Having not a single clue what it meant, I continued by putting the site link (which I won't tell you in case anyone out there is freaking stupid enough to try it) into my web browser. It took me to a site, where there was a black background and a huge button. It had the same text on it that was in the Notepad document. I clicked it, and it brought up a download link. The file wanted to be downloaded was called "spengcry.exe". As crazy as I am, I went ahead and downloaded it. Big mistake. after download finished (which was 217MB) I played it.
The movie clip was six minutes and four seconds long. It started out as any Spongebob episode would, except the color was distorted, and when he got to playing the flute with his nose, it immediately went to the title screen. All that was on the title screen was the following words: "Spengbab Cry", The episode started out inside Spongebob's house. It showed Spongebob sitting in his red chair. The strange thing was, all of the other furniture was gone. Spongebob was crying. Very hard. Spongebob was absolutely bawling. He was ripping chunks out of the chair.
The camera was moving around like crazy. Spongebob suddenly got out of his chair and ran. Ran straight forward. Then Spongebob's face pressed against the camera, with his mouth exploded open. I turn the volume down. And then, the camera starts moving around like it was at a earthquake; you can't even tell what is going on. It it worse than any thing I've ever seen. it goes back to Spongebob crying in the chair, but after every ten seconds, Spongebob gets just a little bit more decayed, and the sound gets a little more distorted. By the end, all there is left is static and screaming. Then you can see Spongebob running again in the background of the static.
But for the last four seconds, there is text on the screen that reads "One timed action will be badly". After the clip finished, I turn off my computer.
I'm gonna kill myself.