Hi, My name is Handjob. I've been a huge fan of SpongeBob SquarePants series.

One day I was walking trough town, looking for some SpongeBob Episodes. I've been in every store! I couldn't find anything. Then, in middle of no where, I saw some spooky Shop, it name was "Spooky Shop", I was interested, so I decided to take a look. Nothing except animes. I've been a huge fan of those animes and watched almost every episode! But I never heard of those episodes on DVD's. It was very strange. Then I found what I was looking for, SpongeBob SquarePants! There was only one DVD.

so I decided to bought it! It cost 60$. When I came home, I unpacked DVD and started to watch. Everything was normal, theme song and title card, but It wasn't that episode! Fear of the Blowjob starts with Squidward and SpongeBob working at the Krusty Kunt, but this episode began with Patrick give himself handjob. I was confused.

I was just waiting for Patrick to stop jerking off, and he did and went to Krusty Kunt. SpongeBob was there, but no sign of Squidward. Patrick asked for One Krabby Patty, SpongeBob made him one, and Patrick ate it. Patrick's eyes turn Red once he eat Krabby Patty. I was afraid. He thanked SpongeBob for a Krabby Patty and went home. At home he jacked off again. His eyes were still red. He suddenly left his house.

He went to Krusty Kunt again and give SpongeBob a massive blowjob. SpongeBob has a huge pingas, so Patrick just... just.... ate it! Episode ended.

I hanged myself.

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